KBG-0047At largeBig Kevin
a.k.a. The Bin Whisperer
Charges
- – 47 bins
- – 3 Weber braais
- – 1 Toyota Hilux (interior)
Last seen
Clarence Drive, near the Spar
Tip-off reward: Free callout
Now operating in Betty's Bay
HeadshotBaboon Mitigation
Paintball guns, baboon monitors and locking bins have had twenty years. We offer a permanent solution: effective treatment of the problem by eliminating the baboons, one by one.
- 1
- baboon at a time
- 0
- repeat offenders
- 100%
- problem resolution
Exhibit A through C
They are not visiting. They are moving in.
Every week another Betty's Bay household is burgled by a troop that knows your bin schedule better than the municipality does. These are real photos of real suspects in action.
WantedRooi Els, broad daylight
Suspect occupies the roof of the Rooi Els shop, ten minutes from Betty's Bay, and waits for someone to walk out with a bag of groceries.
WantedCasing the house
Parked on the windowsill, checking which latch is loose. By the time you notice, he already knows where the fruit bowl is.
WantedLookout post
Two sentries watch the road from the cliffs, timing the raid for the moment you carry the shopping in.
Most wanted · Betty's Bay
Have you seen these individuals?
Known repeat offenders operating between Rooi Els and Kleinmond. Do not approach. Do not make eye contact. Do not leave your bakkie window open. Call Headshot.
KBG-0047At large
KBG-0112At largeSlim
a.k.a. Fingers
Charges
- – Opens sliding doors
- – Picnic basket theft
- – Taunting tourists
Last seen
Stony Point parking lot
Tip-off reward: 10% off
KBG-0031ResolvedResolved
Ma Doris
a.k.a. The Matriarch
Charges
- – Fruit bowl raids
- – Unlocking back doors
- – Fake innocence
Last seen
Harold Porter Garden fence
Case closed
KBG-0001At largeOupa
a.k.a. The Don of Kogelberg
Charges
- – Troop leadership
- – Ordering every raid on the coast
- – Screams at tourists from the car park flagpole
Last seen
Watching you. Right now.
Tip-off reward: Troop Clearance at half price
Troop tracker
Live from the Kogelberg coast.
Live sightings along the coast, plus every case we have closed. Red means they're in someone's kitchen. A cross up on the mountain means they won't be again.
Live · Kogelberg coast
3 active6 closed
Big Kevin
ActiveClarence Drive · 2 min ago
Opening a locked bin
Active sighting✕ Case closedTap a marker for details
Active sightings
Closed cases
The Headshot method
One baboon. One visit. One less problem.
Relocation just moves the troop to your neighbour. Deterrents just teach them new tricks. We treat the cause.
01
Reconnaissance
We scout the troop, map their raiding routes and identify the ringleader. There is always a ringleader.
02
Target selection
Each offender is catalogued and prioritised by criminal record: bins opened, windows forced, braais stolen.
03
Elimination
The problem is treated at the source, one baboon at a time. Calm, precise, and done before your coffee gets cold.
04
Aftercare
Your bin stays shut. Your windows stay closed. Your chops stay on the braai. Silence returns to the Kogelberg.
Pricing
Cheaper than a new kitchen.
The average baboon break-in costs more than our entire Troop Clearance package. Do the maths, then do the booking.
Word on Clarence Drive
Residents are sleeping again.
“Came back from Hermanus to find one sitting on my couch eating my rusks, watching me. Headshot sorted it out the same week.”
“Eleven years of locked bins, electric fences and baboon monitors. Headshot fixed it in an afternoon.”
“My guests used to leave one-star reviews about the baboons. Now they leave one-star reviews about the Wi-Fi. Progress.”
Client confidentiality
Your secret is safe with us.
Headshot takes client confidentiality extremely seriously. Some neighbours have strong opinions about baboons. That is exactly why nobody will ever know you called us.
100% discreet service. What happens in Betty's Bay stays in Betty's Bay.
No names. Ever.
Your details never appear on a list, a receipt, a WhatsApp group or the Betty's Bay community Facebook page. Our testimonials are anonymised for a reason.
Unmarked vehicles
Our bakkies carry no branding, no logos and no bumper stickers. To your neighbours we are a plumber. A very quiet plumber.
Nothing on paper
Site visits are arranged by callback only. We shred what we don't need, and we don't need much.
We were never here
Technicians arrive discreetly, leave no trace and do not discuss clients with anyone. Not the ratepayers' association, not the baboon monitors, not your mother-in-law.
Report a troop
Tell us where they hit you.
Serving Betty's Bay, Pringle Bay, Rooi Els and Kleinmond. Same-week site visits. Discreet unmarked bakkie on request.
Hotline: Classified. Use the form.
Callsign: Headshot One
Hours: Dawn till the troop is gone